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Rosie the Rioter
100
Playing since: 07/2005
Height: 5" 5" (on a good day)
Fun Fact: I flow like the water; I am flexible like the blade of grass.
Blurb: Our announcers, our mascots, our fans, my league mates.
Likes: A quick wit, a strong body, a loving heart and a stoic attitude.
Dislikes: False intentions, cheating, enabling, corrupt systems, and those that trash our earth.
Bio:
Born in a small French village to a petite bourgeoisie family, Rosie cut her derby teeth while learning to hunt wild boars. As a child, she witnessed her father, an elderly shop worker, lose his job to an aristocratic Jerry Lewis impersonator. Since that day, she has vowed to fight for the rights of the common folk and to never ever, give up or give in. You can see Rosie on the sidelines sharpening her tomato throwing skills in preparation for the always looming battle. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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